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lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

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— 7 hours ago with 182984 notes
lilhabenero:

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.


WTF is with this metaphor shit someone explain

Its from a clip of The Fault In Our Stars with the guy putting a cigarette in his mouth and saying that exact line

lilhabenero:

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

WTF is with this metaphor shit someone explain

Its from a clip of The Fault In Our Stars with the guy putting a cigarette in his mouth and saying that exact line

— 7 hours ago with 94647 notes
#@lilhabenero 
rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

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— 7 hours ago with 50903 notes
student:can i borrow a pencil
teacher:i don't know, CAN you?
student:yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
— 7 hours ago with 151158 notes

rozenstar:

I’ve been on both sides of this conversation

(Source: theodd1sout, via kzombiee)

— 7 hours ago with 256371 notes
shorm:

pigfacedlady:

vardaesque:

rheabekkahc:

What the hell is that fox doing?

probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm

my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it

well yeah, cutting in line is rude

shorm:

pigfacedlady:

vardaesque:

rheabekkahc:

What the hell is that fox doing?

probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm

my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it

well yeah, cutting in line is rude

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— 7 hours ago with 311951 notes

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

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— 23 hours ago with 239535 notes

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

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— 23 hours ago with 207557 notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

With a period at the end to let her know its a firm and final no

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— 23 hours ago with 140874 notes